One More Episode to Go

I get a lot of people asking me when this damned show will be ready to view.  As I'm addressing that question by laying out my plan of action in the Episode Section of site I'm finding myself in the position of having to decide on one final episode to complete my 5 episode cache so that I can start releasing content on a regular basis.  As I have 5 episodes shot, edited, ransacked with visual effects and ready to play for the masses I will be endowed with the confidence that this won't be a 2 episode pipe-dream that fades into the background.  When I say 5 episodes I probably mean more like 18 and I'll explain why.

Some episodes are big and some episode are small, but size doesn't matter in this case.  Maybe, what I mean to say is stanima doesn't matter since what we're  talking about here is length....  nevermind.  The small ones could range from 5 - 10 minutes whereas the big boys could be easily 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.  These larger ones will be cut up into 5 - 10 minutes segments and released once a week.  You see?  I've slashed the length of each episode down to fit the unrelenting tastes of even your most demanding ADHD sidekick.  Hats off to my internet marketing and media guru Xtian Bretz of Xtian.tV for that bit of lovely.

The question still remains; what will be my last episode?  I can tell you right now that I already have 2 very massive episodes on the bill that will be a multipart series.  I'm currently detoxing from Baja-Mexico, I played Jackass in Seattle, I've even dressed up as an 11 year old girl with no ventilation in my costume.  I need something chill.  Mas tranquilo.  Something more like the Food Truck episode.  I have a list of about 20 or so episodes yet to be shot and I just need to choose one more.  Then we can really get this thing rolling.

I guess this really doesn't have much to do with anything except scheduling.  If you want to find our more about dates just check out the Episode Section on the site.  And if you're lucky and it's three or four months from now you might find actual episodes in the cleverly named episode section!  Dream a little dream.  Thanks for listening.

--J.O'Ly.

PS.  Tacos Al Pastor from the spit is the best.